{"id":1475,"date":"2020-10-05T09:05:00","date_gmt":"2020-10-05T07:05:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/soulflight.synology.me\/wordpress\/?p=1475"},"modified":"2020-12-11T15:16:34","modified_gmt":"2020-12-11T14:16:34","slug":"ein-mann-geht-zum-friseur","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/glaube.synology.me\/wordpress\/ein-mann-geht-zum-friseur\/","title":{"rendered":"Ein Mann geht zum Friseur"},"content":{"rendered":"<span class=\"span-reading-time rt-reading-time\" style=\"display: block;\"><span class=\"rt-label rt-prefix\">Lesezeit:<\/span> <span class=\"rt-time\"> &lt; 1<\/span> <span class=\"rt-label rt-postfix\">Minute<\/span><\/span><div data-object_id=\"1475\" class=\"cbxwpbkmarkwrap cbxwpbkmarkwrap_guest cbxwpbkmarkwrap_user_cat cbxwpbkmarkwrap-post \"><a role=\"button\"  data-redirect-url=\"https:\/\/glaube.synology.me\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1475\"  data-display-label=\"1\" data-show-count=\"1\" data-bookmark-label=\"MERKEN\"  data-bookmarked-label=\"GEMERKT\"  data-loggedin=\"0\" data-type=\"post\" data-object_id=\"1475\" class=\"cbxwpbkmarktrig  cbxwpbkmarktrig-button-addto ld-ext-left\" title=\"Bookmark This\" href=\"#\"><span class=\"cbxwpbkmarktrig-icon\"><\/span><span class=\"ld ld-ring ld-spin\"><\/span><span class=\"cbxwpbkmarktrig-label\" >MERKEN (<i class=\"cbxwpbkmarktrig-count\">0<\/i>)<\/span><\/a> <div  data-type=\"post\" data-object_id=\"1475\" class=\"cbxwpbkmarkguestwrap\" id=\"cbxwpbkmarkguestwrap-1475\"><div class=\"cbxwpbkmarkguest-message\"><div class=\"cbxwpbkmarkguest-message-head\"><span class=\"cbxwpbkmarkguest-message-head-label\">Please login to bookmark<\/span><a class=\"cbxwpbkmarkguesttrig_close\" role=\"button\" title=\"Click to close bookmark panel\/modal\" href=\"#\" ><i class=\"cbx-icon\"><?xml version=\"1.0\" encoding=\"utf-8\"?>\n<svg xmlns=\"http:\/\/www.w3.org\/2000\/svg\" viewBox=\"0 0 24 24\" fill=\"none\" stroke=\"currentColor\" stroke-width=\"2\" stroke-linecap=\"round\" stroke-linejoin=\"round\"><line x1=\"18\" y1=\"6\" x2=\"6\" y2=\"18\"><\/line><line x1=\"6\" y1=\"6\" x2=\"18\" y2=\"18\"><\/line><\/svg><\/i><i class=\"sr-only\">Close<\/i><\/a><\/div><div class=\"cbxwpbkmarkguest-content\">\n<div class=\"cbx-chota\"><div class=\"container\"><div class=\"row\"><div class=\"col-12\"><div class=\"cbx-guest-wrap cbxwpbookmark-guest-wrap\"><div class=\"cbx-guest-login-wrap cbxwpbookmark-guest-login-wrap\"><form name=\"loginform\" id=\"loginform\" action=\"https:\/\/glaube.synology.me\/wordpress\/wp-login.php\" method=\"post\"><p class=\"login-username\">\n\t\t\t\t<label for=\"user_login\">Benutzername oder E-Mail-Adresse<\/label>\n\t\t\t\t<input type=\"text\" name=\"log\" id=\"user_login\" autocomplete=\"username\" class=\"input\" value=\"\" size=\"20\" \/>\n\t\t\t<\/p><p class=\"login-password\">\n\t\t\t\t<label for=\"user_pass\">Passwort<\/label>\n\t\t\t\t<input type=\"password\" name=\"pwd\" id=\"user_pass\" autocomplete=\"current-password\" spellcheck=\"false\" class=\"input\" value=\"\" size=\"20\" \/>\n\t\t\t<\/p><p class=\"login-remember\"><label><input name=\"rememberme\" type=\"checkbox\" id=\"rememberme\" value=\"forever\" \/> Angemeldet bleiben<\/label><\/p><p class=\"login-submit\">\n\t\t\t\t<input type=\"submit\" name=\"wp-submit\" id=\"wp-submit\" class=\"button button-primary\" value=\"Anmelden\" \/>\n\t\t\t\t<input type=\"hidden\" name=\"redirect_to\" value=\"https:\/\/glaube.synology.me\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1475\" \/>\n\t\t\t<\/p><\/form><\/div><\/div><\/div><\/div><\/div><\/div><\/div><\/div><\/div><\/div>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Ein Mann geht zum Friseur um sich Haare und Bart schneiden zu lassen.<br>Die beiden kommen ins Gespr\u00e4ch und landen  auch bei der Frage nach dem Glauben\u2026.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Der Friseur meint: <br>&#8222;Ich glaube nicht, dass es so etwas wie einen Gott gibt.&#8220;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Der Mann fragt. &#8222;Warum denn nicht?&#8220;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Der Friseur antwortet: &#8222;Geh nach drau\u00dfen und sieh dich um. \u00dcberall wirst verzweifelte, arme, kaputte, kranke, drogenabh\u00e4ngige und unzufriedene Menschen sehen. Einsamkeit, Betrug, Mord und Kriege. W\u00fcrde es einen Gott geben, so w\u00fcrde er all dieses Elend und diese Ungerechtigkeiten nicht zulassen.&#8220;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Der Mann ist nicht derselben Meinung, sagt aber nichts. Nachdem der Friseur fertig ist, bezahlt der Mann und geht nach drau\u00dfen. Kaum aus der T\u00fcr, begegnet er einem anderen Mann. Dieser hat ein ziemlich heruntergekommenes Aussehen, mit langen, zotteligen Haaren und zerzaustem Bart.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Der Mann geht wieder zur\u00fcck in den Laden des Friseurs und sagt zu ihm: &#8222;Ich glaube nicht, dass es so etwas wie einen Friseur gibt.&#8220; <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Dieser ist verwundert und fragt: <br>&#8222;Wie kommst du bitte darauf?! Ich bin Friseur.&#8220;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Der Mann sagt: &#8220; Geh nach drau\u00dfen und sieh dich um. W\u00fcrde es einen Friseur geben, dann g\u00e4be es keine Menschen mit ungepflegtem, langem und zotteligem Haar und Bart.&#8220;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Darauf der Friseur: &#8222;Ich bin hier. Was kann ich daf\u00fcr, dass diese Menschen nicht zu mir kommen?&#8220;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<div data-object_id=\"1475\" class=\"cbxwpbkmarkwrap cbxwpbkmarkwrap_guest cbxwpbkmarkwrap_user_cat cbxwpbkmarkwrap-post \"><a role=\"button\"  data-redirect-url=\"https:\/\/glaube.synology.me\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1475\"  data-display-label=\"1\" data-show-count=\"1\" data-bookmark-label=\"MERKEN\"  data-bookmarked-label=\"GEMERKT\"  data-loggedin=\"0\" data-type=\"post\" data-object_id=\"1475\" class=\"cbxwpbkmarktrig  cbxwpbkmarktrig-button-addto ld-ext-left\" title=\"Bookmark This\" href=\"#\"><span class=\"cbxwpbkmarktrig-icon\"><\/span><span class=\"ld ld-ring ld-spin\"><\/span><span class=\"cbxwpbkmarktrig-label\" >MERKEN (<i class=\"cbxwpbkmarktrig-count\">0<\/i>)<\/span><\/a> <div  data-type=\"post\" data-object_id=\"1475\" class=\"cbxwpbkmarkguestwrap\" id=\"cbxwpbkmarkguestwrap-1475\"><div class=\"cbxwpbkmarkguest-message\"><div class=\"cbxwpbkmarkguest-message-head\"><span class=\"cbxwpbkmarkguest-message-head-label\">Please login to bookmark<\/span><a class=\"cbxwpbkmarkguesttrig_close\" role=\"button\" title=\"Click to close bookmark panel\/modal\" href=\"#\" ><i class=\"cbx-icon\"><?xml version=\"1.0\" encoding=\"utf-8\"?>\n<svg xmlns=\"http:\/\/www.w3.org\/2000\/svg\" viewBox=\"0 0 24 24\" fill=\"none\" stroke=\"currentColor\" stroke-width=\"2\" stroke-linecap=\"round\" stroke-linejoin=\"round\"><line x1=\"18\" y1=\"6\" x2=\"6\" y2=\"18\"><\/line><line x1=\"6\" y1=\"6\" x2=\"18\" y2=\"18\"><\/line><\/svg><\/i><i class=\"sr-only\">Close<\/i><\/a><\/div><div class=\"cbxwpbkmarkguest-content\">\n<div class=\"cbx-chota\"><div class=\"container\"><div class=\"row\"><div class=\"col-12\"><div class=\"cbx-guest-wrap cbxwpbookmark-guest-wrap\"><div class=\"cbx-guest-login-wrap cbxwpbookmark-guest-login-wrap\"><form name=\"loginform\" id=\"loginform\" action=\"https:\/\/glaube.synology.me\/wordpress\/wp-login.php\" method=\"post\"><p class=\"login-username\">\n\t\t\t\t<label for=\"user_login\">Benutzername oder E-Mail-Adresse<\/label>\n\t\t\t\t<input type=\"text\" name=\"log\" id=\"user_login\" autocomplete=\"username\" class=\"input\" value=\"\" size=\"20\" \/>\n\t\t\t<\/p><p class=\"login-password\">\n\t\t\t\t<label for=\"user_pass\">Passwort<\/label>\n\t\t\t\t<input type=\"password\" name=\"pwd\" id=\"user_pass\" autocomplete=\"current-password\" spellcheck=\"false\" class=\"input\" value=\"\" size=\"20\" \/>\n\t\t\t<\/p><p class=\"login-remember\"><label><input name=\"rememberme\" type=\"checkbox\" id=\"rememberme\" value=\"forever\" \/> Angemeldet bleiben<\/label><\/p><p class=\"login-submit\">\n\t\t\t\t<input type=\"submit\" name=\"wp-submit\" id=\"wp-submit\" class=\"button button-primary\" value=\"Anmelden\" \/>\n\t\t\t\t<input type=\"hidden\" name=\"redirect_to\" value=\"https:\/\/glaube.synology.me\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1475\" \/>\n\t\t\t<\/p><\/form><\/div><\/div><\/div><\/div><\/div><\/div><\/div><\/div><\/div><\/div><p><span class=\"span-reading-time rt-reading-time\" style=\"display: block;\"><span class=\"rt-label rt-prefix\">Lesezeit:<\/span> <span class=\"rt-time\"> &lt; 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